American Shower Micturation is Surging

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 09/03/2017 at 12:37 • Filed to: Nasty Habits

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Two years ago around 60% of Americans admitted to urinating in the shower. The following year, leaked surveys flooded the internet stating that showtime-flowtime had risen to over 80 percent. Seriously, I can’t contain how much this pisses me off but apparently Im doing a better job containing myself than most!

Over 4 out of 5 people in the US enjoy live streaming while they are chasing the waterfall. Proper TLC would have taught you better! I guess there is nothing more American than peeing yourself, but I will continue to believe that if European then you’re in trouble.

The gold standard for cleanliness is always clear!!

Textured Soy Protein > Wobbles the Mind 09/03/2017 at 12:41

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Whatever, it’s all good as long as you aim straight for the drain.

Wobbles the Mind > Textured Soy Protein 09/03/2017 at 12:44

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Aint right to me, just aint right.

TheHondaBro > Wobbles the Mind 09/03/2017 at 12:50

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I’m not ashamed to admit that I let the yellow river flow while I’m scrub-a-dub-dubbing.

Rico > Wobbles the Mind 09/03/2017 at 12:56

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TheHondaBro > Rico 09/03/2017 at 12:58

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I’LL CALL A PLUMBER RIGHT NOW!

Bourbon&JellyBeans > Wobbles the Mind 09/03/2017 at 12:59

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I mean as long as you pee before you wash your body and you aim at the drain, I don’t have a problem.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Wobbles the Mind 09/03/2017 at 13:06

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Why waste the water flushing the toilet when you can just pee in the shower? It all goes to the same place.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Wobbles the Mind 09/03/2017 at 13:10

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It’s sterile so I don’t see a problem.

punkgoose17 > Wobbles the Mind 09/03/2017 at 13:10

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I still think this is gross.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Wobbles the Mind 09/03/2017 at 13:17

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How about out the rear doors of a panel van? #emissionscontrols

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wobbles the Mind 09/03/2017 at 13:51

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Team NO

TheHondaBro > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 09/03/2017 at 14:32

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It’s actually a recommended form of water conservation. You can also take it a step further and poop in the shower as well. I’m a fan of the waffle stomp.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/03/2017 at 14:32

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Team YES

XJDano > Wobbles the Mind 09/03/2017 at 15:24

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I blow my nose in the shower, then let the water rinse my hands off, then soap up.

#sameplace

Svend > Wobbles the Mind 09/03/2017 at 15:40

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In the U.K. universities encouraged it for a while. (as long as it’s pee only). The idea behind it is that it wastes so much water to flush a toilet to flush what is essentially just dirty water, when your already going to be washing yourself down in the shower. So let it flow, then wash and job done.

ranwhenparked > Rico 09/03/2017 at 16:48

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Different pipes go to different places, you’re gonna mix em up!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > TheHondaBro 09/03/2017 at 16:56

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SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Wobbles the Mind 09/03/2017 at 19:18

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If you wee on your feet whilst in the shower (instead of aiming straight at the drain) then you get a further bonus through the control of tinea and athletes foot.

Chariotoflove > Wobbles the Mind 09/03/2017 at 23:24

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I see what you did there.

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Wobbles the Mind 09/04/2017 at 05:29

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Technically not doing it is a gross waste of a resource that is in shorter supply than you think, especially in many places in the world (including a number of US States).