![]() 09/03/2017 at 12:37 • Filed to: Nasty Habits | ![]() | ![]() |
Two years ago around 60% of Americans admitted to urinating in the shower. The following year, leaked surveys flooded the internet stating that showtime-flowtime had risen to over 80 percent. Seriously, I can’t contain how much this pisses me off but apparently Im doing a better job containing myself than most!
Over 4 out of 5 people in the US enjoy live streaming while they are chasing the waterfall. Proper TLC would have taught you better! I guess there is nothing more American than peeing yourself, but I will continue to believe that if European then you’re in trouble.
The gold standard for cleanliness is always clear!!
![]() 09/03/2017 at 12:41 |
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Whatever, it’s all good as long as you aim straight for the drain.
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Aint right to me, just aint right.
![]() 09/03/2017 at 12:50 |
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I’m not ashamed to admit that I let the yellow river flow while I’m scrub-a-dub-dubbing.
![]() 09/03/2017 at 12:56 |
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I’LL CALL A PLUMBER RIGHT NOW!
![]() 09/03/2017 at 12:59 |
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I mean as long as you pee before you wash your body and you aim at the drain, I don’t have a problem.
![]() 09/03/2017 at 13:06 |
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Why waste the water flushing the toilet when you can just pee in the shower? It all goes to the same place.
![]() 09/03/2017 at 13:10 |
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It’s sterile so I don’t see a problem.
![]() 09/03/2017 at 13:10 |
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I still think this is gross.
![]() 09/03/2017 at 13:17 |
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How about out the rear doors of a panel van? #emissionscontrols
![]() 09/03/2017 at 13:51 |
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Team NO
![]() 09/03/2017 at 14:32 |
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It’s actually a recommended form of water conservation. You can also take it a step further and poop in the shower as well. I’m a fan of the waffle stomp.
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Team YES
![]() 09/03/2017 at 15:24 |
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I blow my nose in the shower, then let the water rinse my hands off, then soap up.
#sameplace
![]() 09/03/2017 at 15:40 |
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In the U.K. universities encouraged it for a while. (as long as it’s pee only). The idea behind it is that it wastes so much water to flush a toilet to flush what is essentially just dirty water, when your already going to be washing yourself down in the shower. So let it flow, then wash and job done.
![]() 09/03/2017 at 16:48 |
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Different pipes go to different places, you’re gonna mix em up!
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![]() 09/03/2017 at 19:18 |
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If you wee on your feet whilst in the shower (instead of aiming straight at the drain) then you get a further bonus through the control of tinea and athletes foot.
![]() 09/03/2017 at 23:24 |
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I see what you did there.
![]() 09/04/2017 at 05:29 |
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Technically not doing it is a gross waste of a resource that is in shorter supply than you think, especially in many places in the world (including a number of US States).